“Hi, I’m Spot. A yellow Labrador Retriever who…” Okay stop. Dog’s don’t talk. Don’t be stupid. Also, Labrador Retriever’s don’t have spots. Are we stating the obvious? Perhaps.
Here we will talk about how pissed, pouty and mopey Spot is today. We are confident that he is pissed today because his pissed-ness is obvious – please see above (that frog ended up on the roof permanently soon after this photo). This will hold true until we say the dog’s favorite words ‘treat,’ ‘park,’ and oh my god ‘swim’ that will elevate him in to ‘acting’ like a normal happy dog. He listens in close, waiting for these three magic words every day. While he waits, he is a very pissed off puppy. If you mention the words ‘walk’ or ‘run’ to other dogs, they can not contain the excitement. Spot is not at all impressed with these boring words because they have nothing to do with him running freely, chasing a yellow ball or conducting genital research on other dogs.
On myspace. Spot’s mood: Pissed
Also, he gets diarrhea all the time or has a scratch, bite, scrape, you name it. Why? I don’t know. He is afraid of bugs, has never chewed on things he shouldn’t, won’t jump up on the furniture or into the car. Is he a dog you ask? We are waiting to hear back.
To Jill, Spot is her child. To Jack, Spot is just a dog.
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